Step 1: Start off with day-old, unwashed hair. This will give you a better texture and make the hair easier to style.
Step 2: Lightly spray hair all over with a plyable hairspray.
Steps 3-4: Section off a small amount of hair on one side, just behind your ear.
Step 5: Start twisting this section until it wants to curl onto itself.
Step 6: Twist it into a little knot leaving a few pieces out at the end, and secure with a bobby pin.
Steps 7-10: Repeat this process section by section until all of your hair is secured with pins.
Step 11: Spray all of your hair and then give your head a shake to make sure it is secure enough for drinking champagne and dancing on tables!
Note: You could also position the hair in the middle of the head for a more centred up-do.
Now for the dancing on tables…